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S2E53 – Super Secret Trap Door

Alternate titles include:
The Trifecta of News //
He Could’ve Walked //
My Pits! //
Bob Could Never //
Swear On The News //
Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) //
But You’re Hammered, Sweetie //
Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight

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Wolf the Dog played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E52 – Daddy Scooped Us

Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare //
Anyway, we’re gonna go have a competition where we prove who’s more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby //
I Didn’t Sign Up For That //
Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) //
He’s an AM Guy //
Beck Wants to Film It

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An online morse code converter played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E51 – I’m Glad That You’re Divorced

Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn’t add up.

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Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E49 – Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story

Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes.

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S2E48 – You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Just in time. It’s nice to hit a finale when it feels so right.
Honestly can’t wait to see what comes of this mess.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E47 – To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Alternate episode titles include: Zach’s Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I’m a Withard, and Pitch a Wish.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E46 – Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, Cal yells, “I will destroy this book” and “gotta burn the body, too!” So it’s that kind of episode.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN.

This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they should want to move their families to this Washington, USA.

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Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E45 – Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, this one’s great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.