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Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN.

This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they should want to move their families to this Washington, USA.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E45 – Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, this one’s great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E44 – A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that’s a mime.

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This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E43 – Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E42 – Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

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This episode features a jazz cover by ARI.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E41 – Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed?

Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

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Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.

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S2E40 – Into The Tug Hole: Nothing Concrete (with Kate Stamas)

Round and round and down and down. As it was, so it is.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network’s Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

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Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.

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S2E39 – Into The Tug Hole: Shut the Front Door (with Kate Stamas)

Worked it harder, made it better //
Did it faster, made them stronger //
More than ever, hour after hour //
The torture was never over.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network’s Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

Check out this sick Stevie art by Modd.

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Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.

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S2E38 – The Tug Hole: First Non-Consecutive High School (with Kate Stamas)

This one’s quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy.

Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I’m a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network’s Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.

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S2E37 – The Tug Hole: Aft to the Stern (with Kate Stamas)

Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman “Stump” Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won’t be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job.

And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate is only here to sow chaos. But she’s biding her time.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network’s Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.