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S2E49 – Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story

Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes.

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Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E48 – You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Just in time. It’s nice to hit a finale when it feels so right.
Honestly can’t wait to see what comes of this mess.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E47 – To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Alternate episode titles include: Zach’s Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I’m a Withard, and Pitch a Wish.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E46 – Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, Cal yells, “I will destroy this book” and “gotta burn the body, too!” So it’s that kind of episode.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN.

This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they should want to move their families to this Washington, USA.

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Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E45 – Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, this one’s great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E44 – A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that’s a mime.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E43 – Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

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This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network’s Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played “I Can’t Stop” by Dragon Inn 3.

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S2E42 – Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

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This episode features a jazz cover by ARI.

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Wolf played “My Life is Great and It’s All My Fault” by Altar Girl.

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S2E41 – Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed?

Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now.

We’ll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you’d prefer).

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Wolf played “War” by Time Walk.